Bureau of Sabotage User Manual

Chapter 1 - Getting Started

Welcome, new employee! The Bureau of Sabotage is a revolutionary prototype model of government agency. The pilot program in Rorik's End is showing great success, and you are one of the lucky few to participate in this pilot program. The Bureau of Sabotage is ever vigilant for would-be threats to our democracy, and you are the vanguard.  

We've teamed up with Spider Computing to bring you a brand new way of exploring your desktop with the ease, reliability, and performance that Spider computers offer.

You may interact with your Spider-880 Operating System as you would with any other system. Just use your mouse to click and select. Rearrange windows as you see fit for an optimal operating experience.

Chapter 2 - Incursions and Resolution

Ever since the murder sprees of late, I've had to make a few adjustments to the training manual. So some basic rules as a new BuSab employee:

1. Don't leave your desk.

2. Don't trust anything your screen tells you.

3. Don't select any names or households in the database.

4. Don't type any words with a NavSab window selected.

The internet is a dangerous place. As a friendly bit of advice: don't interact with anyone online for any reason. You'll only be gumming up the works even more.

The thing in our pipeways is very strict about what I can or cannot say, so this is it.

You're best shutting off your computer and leaving this all alone.

Chapter 3 - Credits

By ambiguousname

With thanks to Stargyaru for the opening image.

View the source code here: https://github.com/ambiguousname/spider-880