Sorry For Your Loss

Sorry For Your Loss is a Twine game where your rich uncle has died. In his will, he's stipulated that whoever shows the most grief for his passing during his funeral will inherit everything. So good luck with that.

A few possible endings:

- Goad your uncle's father-in-law into calling the police on you.

- Arrive late, find some coconuts, start crying really hard, and attempt to shove a your uncle's coffin in the path of an oncoming car.

- Perform all manner of strange (and probably ineffective) rituals.

- Give possibly toxic mushrooms to whoever will take them. Watch them go to the hospital.

- Poke Stewie in the eyes, and leave him to his fate.